Deeply serious and scientific Guardian poll

[china_shop]

In lieu of a scene discussion, I thought I'd do a poll. (I haven't done one in a while, but if you're interested in my old polls, they're here.)

Poll #26770 Guardian poll

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 30

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Who is Guo Changcheng least afraid of in episode 1, when he starts at the SID?

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Zhao Yunlan – confusion and discomfiture =/= fear
6 (20.7%)

Da Qing – who can be afraid of a cat, really?
10 (34.5%)

Zhu Hong – being afraid of her would be rude
0 (0.0%)

Lin Jing – Changcheng is fairly sure there’s a human under all that smoke and grime
7 (24.1%)

Wang Zheng – she looks insubstantial, so she probably can't hurt him
1 (3.4%)

Chu Shuzhi – he’s so strong and brave and competent
6 (20.7%)

Who uses the fireman’s pole into Zhao Yunlan’s office the most?

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Zhao Yunlan
15 (50.0%)

Da Qing
3 (10.0%)

Wang Zheng – when everyone’s gone home, she ghost-teleports up and slides down, over and over
4 (13.3%)

Lin Jing – it’s energy efficient to make use of natural forces, even if it means risking running into Zhao Yunlan when he’s goofing off
4 (13.3%)

I don’t know, but Chu Shuzhi definitely made Guo Changcheng climb it as part of his training
10 (33.3%)

other (please specify in comments)
0 (0.0%)

In terms of actual dating, what do Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan do on their first date?

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see a movie, so they can hold hands in the dark
3 (11.1%)

art gallery or museum, so Zhao Yunlan can show he’s not just a pretty face
13 (48.1%)

Wang Zheng and Sang Zan decorate the SID, so Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan can dance together in a cloud of bubbles and candlelight
5 (18.5%)

Dixing restaurant, so Shen Wei can introduce Zhao Yunlan to his native cuisine
5 (18.5%)

a guided tour of the Old Quarter in Dixing, so they can both learn more about the history of the city
1 (3.7%)

other (please specify in comments)
1 (3.7%)

What is Shen Wei’s mental state while he’s kneeling in the rain in episode 22?

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his indignation at the doctor keeps him warm
1 (3.4%)

his memories of Kunlun keep him warm
6 (20.7%)

“It’s worth it, it’s worth it, it’s worth it, it’s worth it…”
24 (82.8%)

he’s mentally drafting a scientific paper
3 (10.3%)

he’s mentally writing a blistering missive to the Regent setting out how this is all his fault, since the Hallows were lost on his watch
4 (13.8%)

he meditates/clears his mind
5 (17.2%)

other (please specify in comments)
0 (0.0%)

What does Chu Shuzhi do on his days off?

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takes his doll to art galleries and museums
5 (16.7%)

takes part in a volunteer visitors for prisoners programme
11 (36.7%)

scours Haixing for the Hallows, on the Envoy’s behalf
15 (50.0%)

eats junk food and reads epic fantasy novels
5 (16.7%)

amusement parks! He particularly likes the rollercoasters
2 (6.7%)

other (please specify in comments)
0 (0.0%)

Once Shen Wei moves into Zhao Yunlan’s building, how does he get to work?

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regular walking
10 (33.3%)

speed-walking, using Butler Wu’s power
3 (10.0%)

public transport
8 (26.7%)

taxi
3 (10.0%)

portal
9 (30.0%)

flying (one of his powers could be flight?)
0 (0.0%)

when they find out he’s moved, his students draw up a schedule for giving him rides, and everyone desperately vies for a turn
12 (40.0%)

other (please specify in comments)
0 (0.0%)

Re: Shen Wei cooking at Zhao Yunlan’s flat

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he moved all his seasonings and cooking implements to Zhao Yunlan’s place
8 (26.7%)

he bought duplicates to keep at Zhao Yunlan’s place
10 (33.3%)

Zhao Yunlan bought a random assortment of things he thought Shen Wei might find useful, and Shen Wei bought everything else
13 (43.3%)

he reaches through an arm-sized portal to his own kitchen for fish sauce or MSG, as the need arises
6 (20.0%)

other (please specify in comments)
0 (0.0%)

Pop quiz: how many people does Changcheng have bathroom conversations with in the drama?

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none! what?
1 (3.4%)

one
3 (10.3%)

two
5 (17.2%)

three
4 (13.8%)

four
4 (13.8%)

five
0 (0.0%)

everyone
1 (3.4%)

too many
8 (27.6%)

not enough
3 (10.3%)

Post-canon, what change does Zhu Hong introduce to the Yashou tribes first?

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none – they’re fine how they are
1 (3.4%)

packaged snacks
6 (20.7%)

cell phone tower and cell phones
7 (24.1%)

tutoring to help kids prep for university
6 (20.7%)

trade relationships, eg, supplying medicines to Dragon City hospital
16 (55.2%)

individualised clothing choices
11 (37.9%)

other (please specify in comments)
0 (0.0%)

Comments

[shadaras]

Ahaha, this is great :D

Weilan first date opinions: They have plans to do something nice and Romantic but what really ends up happening is that they get caught up in some shenanigans and end up eating take-out on Zhao Yunlan's couch and snuggling together. Zhao Yunlan loudly complains that this doesn't count, but that's because he likes the drama of being able to have another first date with Shen Wei. Shen Wei is absolutely fine with "going on a date" really turning out to be "what we were already doing but with more Significance".

Also I feel like what CSZ does on his days off really depends on what period of time we're talking about -- working for the Envoy is obviously what he'd do immediately after he arrived in Dragon City, but I'd hope that by the end of canon he's just Having Fun and doing things he enjoys. :)

Every single answer that's "Shen Wei uses portals" is an absolute delight, especially the concept of using mini-portals to grab things from his kitchen while cooking in Zhao Yunlan's. :)

[trobadora]

Regarding the bathroom conversations, I counted up to 6 and then gave up. *g*

[velithya]

I like ZYL trying to think of what SW would enjoy for a first date and so while his classic first date is a movie and handholding in the dark he decides he's going to take SW out to a museum or gallery instead :3

[amedia]

What does Chu Shuzhi do on his days off?

Whatever Changcheng asks him to do!!! Eventually. ♥

And in my head!canon, Changcheng is always hesitant to impose and it takes him a long time to realize that Chu Shuzhi keeps saying yes. Especially since Chu Shuzhi has so many different ways to say, "Yes, darling," like "of course, dumbass," and "well okay," and "if it'll keep you quiet, sure" and my personal favorite, "Whatever. Moron."

[maggie33]

That was a fun poll. And the discussions in the comments were wonderful, too. :)

[awanderingcoyote]

Ahhhh this was fun and it was fun seeing everyone's answers :D :D :D

I love the question about how does SW get to work once he's moved in. I can totally see his students vying to pick him up (and ZYL just beating them all to it).

Thank you for posting a fun quiz!!!

[nnozomi]

This is great! Love the mention in the comments of Chu Shuzhi liking to garden, I really enjoy the idea of him coming up with vegetables (Changcheng cooks them, and when there are too many to cook they bring them in to the SID, and when there are still too many they go to a Dixingren soup kitchen) and flowers, which he brings inside and they go in vases all over the house.

Shen Wei in the rain: almost certainly "it's worth it," but I also wonder if he doesn't go away inside his head for a while to standing guard in the rain some time ten thousand years ago in the middle of a war.

Also, I am firmly convinced that Shen Wei walks to work. He likes the chance to spend time under the sky.

[elenothar]

I had a surprisingly hard time thinking of an actual Weilan date - they behave like everything they do is basically a date already. I feel like they might try a bit of 'traditional' date stuff but eventually conclude that, really, it's not necessary to make such a fuss of hanging out, and scheduling is a pain in the ass when you're two very busy people with unpredictable schedules. Anyway, I think their first date would be a walk in the park so Shen Wei can enjoy the sun, and Shen Wei probably brings some food so it turns into an impromptu picnic eventually.

[laireshi]

I was so sure I replied to this poll already, but apparently I only thought about it...?

“It’s worth it, it’s worth it, it’s worth it, it’s worth it…”
Definitely this ;; *wraps him in many soft blankets*

[bluapapilio]

It was really difficult to choose because all of the answers were so fun even if I didn't think it was technically accurate. 😂 A++