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The Gauche in the Machine ([personal profile] china_shop) wrote in [community profile] sid_guardian2025-09-04 08:31 am
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Poll: Of violins, weddings, and the wages of blackmail (drama)

Poll #33569 Violins, weddings, blackmail, and tourism
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 13


In ep 13, why is Zhao Yunlan playing the violin when Shen Wei arrives at the acoustic lab?

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he's killing time, waiting for Shen Wei to show up, and the violin was right there
3 (23.1%)

he's enjoying the lab's acoustics
3 (23.1%)

it adds flair to the dramatic reveal/accusation
6 (46.2%)

he's playing a specific/meaningful piece of music that he expects Shen Wei to recognise
0 (0.0%)

he's playing random notes
1 (7.7%)

the violin is a Sherlock Holmes reference
5 (38.5%)

let's not mention his technique :-)
7 (53.8%)

other
0 (0.0%)

Was Shen Wei an official guest at the Li–Huang wedding?

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yes, he’s one of Dragon City’s most eligible bachelors! he arrived late to avoid the inevitable matchmaking conversations with hopeful parents
3 (27.3%)

yes, he was late for other reasons
0 (0.0%)

yes, the bride is his former student
1 (9.1%)

no, he was drawn by the presence of the Hallows/a disturbance in the Force, and power-changed from Envoy robes to appropriate wedding attire just before entering the scene
4 (36.4%)

Shen Wei is always dressed for a wedding
6 (54.5%)

other
1 (9.1%)

When Zhao Yunlan tells Lin Jing to hack Cong Bo’s computer and delete all the files, what does Zhao Yunlan say (given he can't reveal Shen Wei's secret)?

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“Cong Bo is blackmailing the SID with unspecified blackmail-worthy evidence. Don’t ask any questions or I’ll deduct your bonuses for the rest of the year!”
4 (30.8%)

“Cong Bo is a grade-A troublemaker! Wipe his hard drive so I can recruit him as a consultant. (Don’t argue, this makes perfect sense.)”
1 (7.7%)

“Delete Cong Bo’s files, no questions asked, and I’ll get you a mass spectrometer or whatever it is you’ve been asking for.”
7 (53.8%)

“Cong Bo has a sex tape of me and Shen Wei. I need you to delete it. If you look at it, you’re fired.”
1 (7.7%)

other
1 (7.7%)

The Dragon City Tourist Board’s next slogan should be

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Dragon City – Enjoy the City
3 (23.1%)

Dragon City – Interdimensional portals are actually quite rare!
2 (15.4%)

Dragon City – Come for the stinky tofu, stay for the supernatural shenanigans
2 (15.4%)

Dragon City – Only the locals get murdered!
3 (23.1%)

Dragon City – Home of Haixing’s Hottest Cops
4 (30.8%)

Dragon City – It’s science!
5 (38.5%)

other
2 (15.4%)

facethestrange: (guardian: weilan animated gun)

[personal profile] facethestrange 2025-09-04 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Hee! It's not quite as impressive. ;D"

Shen Wei looks very, very impressed tho. :D :D The stare, the BLINK, lol.

"And Lin Jing infers that it's a sex tape? ;D"

Lololol, I literally think so now - the more serious Zhao Yunlan is about how important it is and how much Lin Jing can't look, the more Lin Jing infers that. ;D And he only doesn't spread any rumors about it because Zhao Yunlan's intensity was terrifying. ;D
facethestrange: (guardian: zhao yunlan animated cutie pie)

[personal profile] facethestrange 2025-09-04 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Impressed, or abruptly heart-stoppingly caught out? ;D"

Both? ;D :D

"adslkfhjasd;fkljasd I love that! :D :D :D (Maybe he does spread rumours about it, though? Just at the SID? :D)"

:D :D :D Now I'm imagining Lin Jing trying not to explode (Zhao Yunlan is scary and all but this is HIGH QUALITY GOSSIP xD) and then blurting it out to Xiao Guo because he's the only one who will not tell anyone else. xD (And then Xiao Guo tells Chu-ge because it's a distressing secret to have, and then everyone is talking about it?? xD xD And then Lin Jing is in trouble but what else is new. ;D)
facethestrange: (guardian: zhao yunlan animated cutie pie)

[personal profile] facethestrange 2025-09-06 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
"I thought the "caught out"ness didn't leave room for anything else, but now I'm imagining ZYL as the Nigel Kennedy of Dragon City. :D :D :D"

Lololol. :D :D I pictured more 'impressed with the dramatic vibe' than 'impressed with the music', but hey, maybe Zhao Yunlan invented a whole new technique that actually works unexpectedly well in Haixing. :D :D

"Ha, I was wondering if he'd trade the goss with Zhu Hong for something (lab supplies, since she's the office manager?). But if he knows about her crush at this stage, that would be mean."

Yeah, I feel like everyone knows about her crush even pre-canon - these people can't just be oblivious to this kind of stuff in general, lol, and it's not like she's subtle. :P
facethestrange: (guardian: zhao yunlan animated cutie pie)

[personal profile] facethestrange 2025-09-06 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
"We already know different physics apply! *nods decisively*"

Very true! :D

"They might not realise how serious it is, though. I think she manages to stay reasonably low-key until Shen Wei arrives on the scene and ZYL's attention is obviously captured. *pets her*"

Ohh yep, and not knowing that it's serious would probably lead to intentional teasing about the crush (and not only not avoiding the subject) because it wouldn't occur to Lin Jing or anyone else that the teasing could be not fun to her.