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The Gauche in the Machine ([personal profile] china_shop) wrote in [community profile] sid_guardian2025-05-08 10:10 am
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Poll: Shen Wei's Clark Kent moments (drama)

Poll #33087 Ordinary
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 27


What's your favourite of Shen Wei's lies, obfuscations and misdirects?

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"I am an ordinary person. I have no right to interfere with these things." (ep 1)
2 (7.4%)

holding his hip as Jiajia helps him out of the bushes, after he fell off the biology dept (ep 2)
10 (37.0%)

climbing to his feet, rubbing his very lower back in the hospital (ep 2)
5 (18.5%)

being trapped in the car while the hospital attacker goes after Li Qian (ep 2)
3 (11.1%)

"I really was at the wrong place at the wrong time," during the interrogation (ep 4)
6 (22.2%)

pretending his arm wasn't just bleeding a second ago (ep 4)
3 (11.1%)

deliberately pricking his finger to make it bleed (ep 4)
8 (29.6%)

don't ask me about Dixingren; let's talk about bears (ep 7)
12 (44.4%)

"I have a magical sixth sense." (ep 8)
3 (11.1%)

the innocent smile from the balcony, during the Hanga arc (ep 11)
6 (22.2%)

"To be honest, I'm just a normal person who happens to be unlucky. I don't know why, but I somehow became involved in these strange cases. And that's all there is to it." (ep 12)
3 (11.1%)

"I work out a lot." (ep 13)
14 (51.9%)

in the car, post-Envoy reveal, "I'm just an ordinary..." *trails off* (ep 14)
10 (37.0%)

other
4 (14.8%)



Thanks to [personal profile] trobadora for help compiling the list. :D
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[personal profile] tehfanglyfish 2025-05-11 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
This poll is absolutely delightful! I went with the working out one just because it's THE ABSOLUTE WORST lie ever. Like, Shen Wei, you are sooooooooooo brilliant and competent and amazing and yet... (But I get it. It's hard to think of things on the fly, especially during times of stress. But still...)

I'm also a big fan of bears just because he knew so many bear facts off the top of his head. Very impressive! And endearing. Also relatable. (Not bears exactly but knowing way too much about a specific animal - I had to have an uncomfortable medical procedure a few years ago and the doctor managed to distract me from it by letting me prattle off all the facts I knew about iguanas. Sadly, I had no folder of iguana drawings on hand to show her. Shen Wei is better prepared than me.)
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[personal profile] facethestrange 2025-05-12 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"I went with the working out one just because it's THE ABSOLUTE WORST lie ever."

It's BEAUTIFUL, and I love his face journey in this scene. :D :D

"Not bears exactly but knowing way too much about a specific animal - I had to have an uncomfortable medical procedure a few years ago and the doctor managed to distract me from it by letting me prattle off all the facts I knew about iguanas. Sadly, I had no folder of iguana drawings on hand to show her. Shen Wei is better prepared than me."

Aww, that's so cool about the iguanas, and so sweet of the doctor to do that! :) (And I don't think I know even one iguana fact myself - feel free to throw some at me. :D) And hey, you have an excuse for not having a folder on hand - you were not at work with a whole desk full of stuff. :D
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[personal profile] trobadora 2025-05-13 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's so neat about the iguana facts! (Have you ever used that knowledge to write fic about the SID iguana? Just wondering. *g*)

The "working out" line is so great! I don't think it counts as a lie exactly, he's not trying to convince anyone, he just wants ZYL to let it go. But ZYL of course won't. It's really fun when they're being stubborn at each other!