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Poll: Shen Wei's Clark Kent moments (drama)
What's your favourite of Shen Wei's lies, obfuscations and misdirects?
"I am an ordinary person. I have no right to interfere with these things." (ep 1)
2 (7.4%)
holding his hip as Jiajia helps him out of the bushes, after he fell off the biology dept (ep 2)
10 (37.0%)
climbing to his feet, rubbing his very lower back in the hospital (ep 2)
5 (18.5%)
being trapped in the car while the hospital attacker goes after Li Qian (ep 2)
3 (11.1%)
"I really was at the wrong place at the wrong time," during the interrogation (ep 4)
6 (22.2%)
pretending his arm wasn't just bleeding a second ago (ep 4)
3 (11.1%)
deliberately pricking his finger to make it bleed (ep 4)
8 (29.6%)
don't ask me about Dixingren; let's talk about bears (ep 7)
12 (44.4%)
"I have a magical sixth sense." (ep 8)
3 (11.1%)
the innocent smile from the balcony, during the Hanga arc (ep 11)
6 (22.2%)
"To be honest, I'm just a normal person who happens to be unlucky. I don't know why, but I somehow became involved in these strange cases. And that's all there is to it." (ep 12)
3 (11.1%)
"I work out a lot." (ep 13)
14 (51.9%)
in the car, post-Envoy reveal, "I'm just an ordinary..." *trails off* (ep 14)
10 (37.0%)
other
4 (14.8%)
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I'm also a big fan of bears just because he knew so many bear facts off the top of his head. Very impressive! And endearing. Also relatable. (Not bears exactly but knowing way too much about a specific animal - I had to have an uncomfortable medical procedure a few years ago and the doctor managed to distract me from it by letting me prattle off all the facts I knew about iguanas. Sadly, I had no folder of iguana drawings on hand to show her. Shen Wei is better prepared than me.)
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I went with the working out one just because it's THE ABSOLUTE WORST lie ever.
Heh, it is completely transparent, and all the more enjoyable for it, isn't it? (FWIW, consensus in the comments above is that it wasn't intended to be convincing -- that what he's really saying is, "I can't tell you the truth so I'm going to say something unbelievable; won't you just play along?" *pets them both* But of course, that reading is open to interpretation.)
YAY BEARS!
(And awwww, I love that you used iguana facts to distract yourself. That's so cool! (Clearly you should carry some iguana diagrams with you at all times. ;D))
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It's BEAUTIFUL, and I love his face journey in this scene. :D :D
"Not bears exactly but knowing way too much about a specific animal - I had to have an uncomfortable medical procedure a few years ago and the doctor managed to distract me from it by letting me prattle off all the facts I knew about iguanas. Sadly, I had no folder of iguana drawings on hand to show her. Shen Wei is better prepared than me."
Aww, that's so cool about the iguanas, and so sweet of the doctor to do that! :) (And I don't think I know even one iguana fact myself - feel free to throw some at me. :D) And hey, you have an excuse for not having a folder on hand - you were not at work with a whole desk full of stuff. :D
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The "working out" line is so great! I don't think it counts as a lie exactly, he's not trying to convince anyone, he just wants ZYL to let it go. But ZYL of course won't. It's really fun when they're being stubborn at each other!