"I agree a nonfunctional handle/knob shouldn't look the same as a functional one!"

I woke up to all the comments about locks, lolol, and yeah, the original question is still somehow the one that remains - the outside handle just really looks like it should be a functional one, but who the hell knows in the end. xD I'm loving the rest of the conversation too, but I think I'm personally out of any more thoughts that would make any potential locksmith lurker facepalm and cry. ;D