No, you're right, this is definitely a very cracky headcanon! :D In truth, Shen Wei seems to be of the Peter Parker School of great powers = great responsibility, so yeah, he likely wouldn't use his powers so casually for his own comfort, especially if they'd infringe on others' privacy/autonomy. (Still, it's fun to imagine him going blenders? wtf are those?, realizing his mistake when everyone looks at him with what planet are you from expressions, and him just -- nope-ing out of having that conversation for the thirteenth time that morning.)

(Nope-ing? Nopeing. Noping? Ugh. It's late and words are hard.)